Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?
andiewithlove 21
It isn't really that hard to get, 46. If it was really that difficult for you then I think you made a typo in your username. **Blondegirl69
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Comments (102)
Rocky007 15
Next time that happens to me I'll have to remember to call it "sleep deprived". I usually just called it "drunk".
darkmis1 18
Well at least you got a good nights sleep?
dsl1123 8
You can sleep through a lot more then that if your tired e ough.
nickolascronk 3
That's called drunk
gummy_bears1492 0
You are an irresponsible child. Thought you ought to know.
jonnyroscoe 3
I wanna party with you.
J9DeeZy 4
Meths one hell of a drug
SApprentice 34
I feel your pain OP, I've been there. I have manic episodes that can spiral into periods where I'll go 80-115 hours with only a few sporadic thirty minute naps in the middle. By the end of it, you just hurt everywhere to the point of agony, your vision has gone weird, you start hallucinating vapor trails, and you can't keep any food down. Then you crash, and the sleep just doesn't seem to end. I've gone to bed on a Friday and woken up on a Sunday before. It freaking sucks. FYL.
SApprentice 34
You're a very immature little girl, aren't you? Also, your profile says, "I'm not stupid I'm very smart". I'm sorry to inform you that you are not "very smart", or else you wouldn't have a child while you are still a child yourself, dependent on others. You wouldn't be trying to become a bride fresh out of middle school. You wouldn't be posting pictures of yourself, especially since you are still a kid, on a public website, where people can trace you. You wouldn't be using all those emoticon faces, and you would be willing to use proper grammar. Smart people don't need to tell people that they're not stupid, because the way they behave shows that. You make me very sad.
SApprentice 34
Eh, I should probably apologize a little, that was a tad harsh. I admit, I'm having a bad day.