Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?
andiewithlove 21
It isn't really that hard to get, 46. If it was really that difficult for you then I think you made a typo in your username. **Blondegirl69
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Comments (102)
perdix 31
I'll bet the construction crew got off to watching you pee the bed. Some of those guys are the biggest freaks.
CoconutOil 7
I wouldn't want to pee in that situation myself!
Inciter 33
Did you drink too much last night? Sounds like a blackout.
KiddNYC1O 22
It's happened and I feel like shit afterwards.
Incogneterpeter 1
That must of been one hell of a mini coma!!! Minus the waking up in body fluids
jovizzle 8
I was wondering how far I would have to scroll to see something funny/intelligent... Apparently I have to keep scrolling.. :/
Night777 4
I've only made it thriught the first 2 I wake up before the last one happens. But wow I can only think of that happening if you drink alot of alchohol the night before
mikeg2810 2
Sounds like every night I drink lol
Oh_So_Klassical 18
I've slept through alarms and construction crews, but never a voiding of my bladder.
MaJiCiDe 5
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imcarissa 4
Dude it's called a diaper and it only costs $10 a pack