Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?
andiewithlove 21
It isn't really that hard to get, 46. If it was really that difficult for you then I think you made a typo in your username. **Blondegirl69
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Comments (102)
foreveryoungever 2
You sound like a human sim.
TADspace 30
I'm pretty sure that's called "being dead." I could be wrong, though.
melij99 5
You're 14, have a kid, and engaged. I just thought I should throw that out there.
Tidus0 17
Better than being that much of a sleeper you can sleep thru a 7.8 scale earthquake, a house alarm going off with your mum trying to wake you, another earthquake and a massive argument. That's right if the house is on fire I wouldn't know.
Metallica36176 16
I've completed the first 2 levels but haven't the 3rd (and possibly final) level. Great, I've turned sleep deprivation into a game because I need sleep....oi.
spedroza 0
That sucks. Maybe you should consider sleeping a bit more so that this incident doesn't repeat itself.
pandainspandex 19
I call that a "hangover"
sacredeye73 11
Been there, done that. Marine Corps boot camp was exhausting!
linderr 6
which is why you should get one of those alarm clocks that keep ringing louder and louder until you turn it off. works for me, and i sleep through construction by my house all the time and I'm a heavy sleeper
imcarissa 4
There, there. Two words: adult diapers