Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, my friend didn't believe me when I was bragging about how good of a boyfriend my partner finally was. She told me to prove it because he had cheated before. I opened his Instagram and the first DM opened was him cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend went through my phone while I was in the bathroom, to check if I was cheating. I'm not. He was looking for some leverage for when he told me he's been fucking my best friend for the last year, he could use something against me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend lied about not only talking to one other girl, but 5 other girls, and it wasn't just talking, it was wanting to meet up, nudes, sex, getting high together etc.. This has been going on for months, and even when I confronted him about it with evidence, he still denied it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML
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Top comments
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
he sure is honest. And a dick.
xDarkslayer1 0
break up with him
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Comments (73)
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
he sure is honest. And a dick.
PizzaGuy11 0
RAPE HIM! no dont. its illigal in 42 states including texas. made up fact.
omG_G00 0
+1
Stupified 0
Lol.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I don't think honest is the best policy in this situation.
moonlight_daze 8
Your boyfriend isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Or the brightest bulb in the drawer.
hahaalolz 0
it ye brightest crayon in the box xD
6969awesome 0
but he is the largest tool :D
JeterFan428 0
Your boyfriend sounds awesome!!
leovic 0
agree
xDarkslayer1 0
break up with him
7basher7 0
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=veRg5KSxK3U PLEASE WATCH
Storm121693 0
wow. he really is cluless. but at least you found out.
mrahhhhh 21
Be honest too and tell him he's a douchebag.
mrahhhhh 21
Then tell him that there was once a man who was also honest, and was even famous for it. Then say he will end up just like that man if he ever does that again, and point a gun to his head. Then whisper: "Abraham Lincoln." Disclaimer: Above comment not to be taken seriously. Also for anybody mad about an Abraham Lincoln joke... too soon? P.S. I don't hate ol' Abe, this is just the most famous person I could come up with at 1 in the morning.
xdeadxradiox 0
Haha that's so dramatic! I like it! :D
Zebidee 9
"too soon?" is the funniest thing I've seen on FML. Ever.
mrahhhhh 21
Because disclaimers give me a chance to use sarcastic humor. My version of disclaimers aren't meant to actually warn people, they're meant to make fun of the very people who are anally politically correct. Also thanks for following my comments, organised_chaos. And thanks for calling them satire, it makes my comments feel smarter :). No sarcasm in those statements btw.