Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?
andiewithlove 21
It isn't really that hard to get, 46. If it was really that difficult for you then I think you made a typo in your username. **Blondegirl69
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Comments (102)
day624 14
Can't say I've been in that situation..
walmartpaysme 15
Well that's great for you.
Wederoney 16
Unfortunately, I can.
copy125 0
That my friend, is called blacking out
HowAreYouToday 34
Nah, that's called college
doctorhook86 25
I wanted to say YDI, but because the OP is a woman in Otago, which is where my Jr High School crush moved to, I just can't bring myself to do that. I'm probably a sucker.
StarWolf111 21
**you're
dixiefoxx 22
I have. I've been late to school because I've slept through my alarm going off, let me tell you, it's not fun.
SailorSolaris 43
Yeah, close for me. Insomnia sucks big.
walmartpaysme 15
Lay off the sleep aids, OP
walmartpaysme 15
Yes, I know. I was trying to think of something clever and I failed miserably.
howdeedoo 22
47- Yes, you did
walmartpaysme 15
Thank you, 56. I wasn't sure if I truly failed until you confirmed it.
gottalovecondoms 0
Why would u assume he uses sleeping aids?
walmartpaysme 15
I was actually just making a joke. Sleep aids can cause you to sleep longer and be less likely to wake up in the event of noises. I never actually thought OP was taking any.
MURIKKA 11
62- Here I am thinking that sleep aids cause you to wake up several times per night and become sensitive to even the slightest noise.... Thank you for imparting your wisdom to me.
walmartpaysme 15
69 - I was answering 58's question. I already admitted it was stupid. I don't need more people confirming what I already admitted to. My day sucked and I'm tired of coming on here to relax and then getting bitched at even when I already admitted my mistake.
AssassinsCRB 0
Stop trying so hard 70...
walmartpaysme 15
72 - thanks for you words of wisdom. >.>
walmartpaysme 15
No really, 72. That's almost as clever as the guy who read my profile, just to come up with a clever way to call me fat last night. I admitted my comment sucked, and I got thumbed down. If you have nothing intelligent to add quit commenting just so you can be seen. It's not any better than my lame comment.
AssassinsCRB 0
Still not gunna try stopping are we?...
MonsterCommenter 4
OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?
gc327072 31
Probably a long time. But sleep is weird, one time during the summer I went to bed at 9:15, and woke up at 2:30 the following afternoon. Go figure.
bondgirl69 5
39 ..next time use am or pm so we get your point.
andiewithlove 21
It isn't really that hard to get, 46. If it was really that difficult for you then I think you made a typo in your username. **Blondegirl69
gottalovecondoms 0
9:15 pm and 2:30 pm...
Drigr 9
I've done that too 39, except it ended up being about 22 hours total, for no real reason.
stuner56 22
He hasn't slept in so long he hallucinated a llama
dandelion0_o 5
Maybe she just likes James Bond?
gc327072 31
46- that's why I said "the following afternoon" you retard.
deOrca 8
46 & 75: The fail is strong in you two.
mpsteve137 15
Shit. Well at least you finally got some sleep
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
As an insomniac... I get it!
Dadothy 8
And what have you been doing all night? If you know what I mean;)
day624 14
No, I don't know.. Please elaborate
kittytub 12
playing checkers! if you know what I mean ;)
mduffy08 8
Shut the **** up. You know what I mean.
hotshot2626 9
Waxing the weasel?
Kefka91 15
Engorging the elephant?
Dixbfloppin 11
Studying for that blasted history exam in Mr. Hedworth's class?
absolutegrrr 7
Maybe.. perhaps.. sleeping? Just throwing it out there.
Judahsh 8
Lol 15, u look like my grandpa who always thinks i dont work hard
xCrazyMexican 4
Cool story bro
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I can only imagine how long you'd have had to go without sleep for that to happen...
Grimmerie 31
I have manic periods and once went four days without sleep. When the mania broke I crashed for two days. For 48 hours I was completely out cold. OP was probably running on no sleep for a couple of days.
Meow_Bitches 7
Strange enough... Ive been through something like that before... Do you have sleeping disorders like me OP? if not then I suggest talking to your doctor or changing your bedroom :)
bestnameright 14
Well it sure is ALARMing;)!
captainburke 5
Aw you must've been seriously pissed off when you woke up, sorry op!
insanexnh 13
You must've been really tired to have to have slept through all those things. That's not good for you. If possible, try to sleep earlier? If not... good luck!