Today, barely 24 hours after we decided that yes, we were now boyfriend and girlfriend, I caught my “boyfriend” with his cock down my cousin's throat. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally met my girlfriend's family. When it was time for dinner, I was sent upstairs to get her brother. When I walked in, he was laid out on his bed getting a rimjob from his cousin. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the guy who asked me to be his girlfriend has been fucking his first cousin in the booty on the regular for years, and was still fucking her while seeing me. I feel disgusting. He’s 32 and she’s 28 and thinks they’re going to get married. FML
Today, I found out just how close my boyfriend has been getting to our new neighbour's teenage son. I came home from work to find them on my bed and my "straight" boyfriend head down ass up. FML
Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If it was Alabama he'd be banging his own cousin, not hers.
cuz803 46
That escalated quickly. Maybe when he said yes, he thought you meant that yes him and your cousin were bf and gf, not you.
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Comments (5)
cuz803 46
That escalated quickly. Maybe when he said yes, he thought you meant that yes him and your cousin were bf and gf, not you.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you can learn something from her that will help you keep a boyfriend for more than a day. The moral of the story is: Don't half-ass ********. PS: A little attention to the balls might put you "a head" of your cousin. Maybe you can steal her next boyfriend with your oral skills. ;)
tiptoppc 21
Did this occur in Alabamonation? Smells like deep south and Family Reunions..
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If it was Alabama he'd be banging his own cousin, not hers.
SirEnigM0nk 22
More like Californication.
JackWood 21
Bullet dodged be thankful you didn't have more than 24 hours invested.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did you say you were exclusive boyfriend and girlfriend? Although that would should have been implied to anyone with half a brain.