Today, I learned that you can be so sleep deprived that you sleep through your alarm, a construction crew outside your house, and your bladder completely voiding itself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while using the restroom at my favorite cafe, I fell asleep for 30 minutes. There is nothing more jarring than waking up to the banging of 7 angry, urine-filled patrons viciously breaking down the only barrier between between you and your shame. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML
Today, I got home from working 14 hours straight, went to take a dump, and fell asleep on the toilet. I woke up later on the floor, covered in shit and piss, with my alarm going off, an hour before I was due back at work. FML
Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML
Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
OP, the real question here is: How long did you go without sleep?
andiewithlove 21
It isn't really that hard to get, 46. If it was really that difficult for you then I think you made a typo in your username. **Blondegirl69
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Comments (102)
Sandsh8rk 36
Congratulations OP, you now join the list of several other people here on FML who have managed to pee themselves while sleeping.
devydev92 5
When I was a kid I had a dream I peed and when I woke up it was real haha but no big deal nothing a wash of your sheets cant fix.
captainburke 5
Yeah that's always how it would happen for me when I was a kid ugh I hated that shit
Grimmerie 31
Unless it gets into your mattress. If it does, spreading baking soda over the damp spot can help, but the mattress will probably have to be flipped or even replaced depending how long the urine soaked in.
Mideoyeo 12
At least you won't be in that situation again (hopefully)! But I hope you'll get your sleep from now on!
Tezoma 28
Well, at least you finally got some rest, OP. Too bad you slept through an alarm and pissed yourself in the process.
agonydrum 7
I think voiding your bowls refers more to crapping your pants than pissing which would be voiding your bladder
0ops_i_died 8
48- ...ya don't say.
winnerme123 8
48 it says bladder.
agonydrum 7
Touché
umidontrember 14
He said 'voiding my bladder'
KellyIsTheBest32 12
No joke, the same thing happened to me today, minus the construction crew.
007type 26
Rinse and Shine.... ;)
dolceandkabana 1
2 birds with 1 stone
martin_martian7 11
Sleeping like a BOSS!
Veratas 9
Alcohol can do the same thing.
panicsdisaster 17
That can happen after a bender..