Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
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Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a conversation about sex. After she finished telling me what she liked, in exact detail, I said, "Well, I really like…" She cut me off and said, "I don't give a fuck what you like." FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, my fiancée told me that she thinks she's asexual. Guess I know why we haven't had sex in months. When I said this was a deal breaker, she said, "If you'd stop being a horny pig for five seconds, it wouldn't be." FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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Top comments
FusionPlacebo 26
Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it
Kitty_Kat44 31
Shouldn't have asked.
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Comments (97)
lostmongoose 23
I've actually had this problem in a relationship. Sex was basically all we did together because we had busy schedules. We realized that's not what we wanted for our relationship so had less sex. Easy fix. I think it's sweet that op wants to be sure the relationship is more than just sex.
Laylette 21
THANK YOU! Sex is great. But "too much sex" is definitely a thing and it can take over a relationship. I's really sweet of OP just to check in and make sure his girlfriend doesn't feel used or unhappy with the situation.
drrobotnik1 18
wow.
vlalam 24
Did u also ask her "are we talking too much" or else why would she even stop talking.. lol.. on a side note, that's a question u should never ask
MERICAN_REDNECK 10
Why would you ask that as a man, ever?
PePziNL 20
She really ovaryacted on this one.
Xandrick 22
All these comments... So wait, men aren't allowed to have their own limits on sex as well? Oh wait, sorry, I forgot only women can control the sexual domain in a relationship...
figure_of_bleach 0
Doesnt matter had sex!!
Jethco 15
... Women...
besosforme 26
Love the name, OP! I like the advice an above comment suggested- frame it to be from your standpoint, "Am I asking for it too much?". Unless you're unhappy about the frequency, in which case, toys might be worth looking into ;)
friskygrandma 15
To everyone telling OP they should be grateful and asking what's wrong with them, shame on you! Not everyone has the same sex drive. Even if they do like sex, no one deserves to be forced into things they're not into. I'm sure this will get downvoted but I hope the OP sees and knows it's not an unreasonable question, though perhaps it could have been worded better.
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm pretty sure all the people saying those kind of comments are joking around. You'd have to be pretty stupid or immature to not realize that there can be too much sex in a relationship, and that if either person is unhappy with the sexual relationship than that is a huge problem in the relationship. There are many relationships where all they do is have sex and they never talk or hang out or do things together, which will inevitably make one person eventually feel like they're just being used for sex and make them unhappy. (Not saying this is op's problem, but just using an explanation of a relationship where too much sex is an issue)