Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
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Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a conversation about sex. After she finished telling me what she liked, in exact detail, I said, "Well, I really like…" She cut me off and said, "I don't give a fuck what you like." FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, my fiancée told me that she thinks she's asexual. Guess I know why we haven't had sex in months. When I said this was a deal breaker, she said, "If you'd stop being a horny pig for five seconds, it wouldn't be." FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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Top comments
FusionPlacebo 26
Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it
Kitty_Kat44 31
Shouldn't have asked.
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Comments (97)
glorktheaburger 14
from my experience. me and my ex were too dependent on sex. we did nothing else that was enjoyable (at least for me) than having sex with eachother. there was nothing else to the relationship
Brandi_Faith 34
I think there are lots of relationships like this and (as I just said in another comment) it inevitably makes one person feel like they're being used just for sex. It's not a nice feeling, and the relationship is bound to fall apart because a committed, lasting relationship relies on more than just sex.
cmikey 14
What reaction did you expect
russfml 31
Why on earth would you ask that? It makes you sound like you don't enjoy it or something of that nature. Congrats on **** blocking yourself, YDI
ZorroRooster 19
She may have overreacted, but that's not the kind of question you ask. You kinda deserve this one.
ToxicTyrael 26
#56 yes there is. You can get addicted and it can get the center of your life which can ruin everything. Also you private parts will get swollen and hurt. So much for that.
KawaiiPinkie 11
And what if you didn't want to have sex? She is a bitch! And I recommend to leave her. Not because she over reacted, or that she's being a bitch but the way she reacted. If she believes she doesn't get sex she stops talking to you? That is like forcing you to have sex with her! I have personal experience with that kind of thing and ended up raped because I couldn't handle to see him so god damn sad every ******* time I said no. If you want my advice, you should get out while you still can. And she really did overreact to a silly question like that.
Brandi_Faith 34
I agree she overreacted, but him just leaving her without talking it out is also an overreaction in my opinion. She probably felt hurt that he didn't want to have that much sex with her and she was probably embarrassed that he hasn't been enjoying it as much as she had & that she's been overtaxing him. She's reacted poorly, definitely & without question, but he also didn't phrase what he meant in the best way possible. They would be better off to sit down and discuss things before he just ups and leaves her.
Yovany27 9
Who asks that question? specially if you are a man lol
tanishpradhan 20
Dickrash is a thing..
Scorpio1691 29
That's one of those questions that sounded better in your head. sorry to hear she took it that way.
candygirl2015 12
She's right. Maybe u just suck :/
xeno666 11
To often... Really is there such a thing?