Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
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Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a conversation about sex. After she finished telling me what she liked, in exact detail, I said, "Well, I really like…" She cut me off and said, "I don't give a fuck what you like." FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, my fiancée told me that she thinks she's asexual. Guess I know why we haven't had sex in months. When I said this was a deal breaker, she said, "If you'd stop being a horny pig for five seconds, it wouldn't be." FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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Top comments
FusionPlacebo 26
Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it
Kitty_Kat44 31
Shouldn't have asked.
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Comments (97)
WitEluded 13
Clearly you are new at this girlfriend thing. If she had a problem, she would have told you long ago.
8Dirty1 24
serves you right a-hole
jason3466 9
Rookie mistake
CuteKoalaGirl 18
I'm on the fence about this one. What makes you think that you have "too much" sex. What is TOO much anyway?? o.O;; Still though, why even ask something like this unless YOU have a problem with the amount of sex you're having?!
LastResort318 14
Too much sex might be someone saying they do it to often or he feels they do it more often then normal people. Nothing wrong with it but people do get self conscious.
Brandi_Faith 34
Ya, I think op worded this pretty badly. First off, if she had a problem with it, chances are she would've said something by now (most girls tend to share their feelings, especially if they think their boyfriend want sex too much). So naturally she's going to assume you think you're having sex too often, which I assume you think you are. Which begs the question what was your real point, what were you trying to say and why? Your girlfriend has definitely overreacted. With that said, you probably should've sat down and explained what your issue is and why, as oppose to asking a question just hoping she'll agree. Try and sit her down and explain what you really meant, bring up your concerns and explain why you have them. Good luck op, hope your girlfriend takes to your conversation better than she did to your original question. :)
captainsmegma 12
Who the f#@k ever ask a stupid question like that? There is never too much sex.
Oh_bother44 11
Are you by chance the other half of the FML a few posts earlier who was called a nympho for wanting sex more than once a month? :P hahaha the timing of these two FML's makes me giggle even though they're probably actually unrelated (one said husband, this one says girlfriend/un married)
anonamous14 9
It makes her feel like you see it as a chore and don't want to
NickVsHtml 14
Just u and ur hand tonight
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Keep on dissecting that Golden Goose OP. I'm sure you'll find where the eggs come from.
interesting33 37
There might have been a better way to ask depending what you wanted to ask about? Maybe try explaining it to her again, emphasising that you think she is super sexy and you love having sex - I'm not sure what you were trying to ask, but just find a different way to say it :)