Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML
Today, after sex, my wife of three months said, "You know, sex isn't as good now that we're married… Maybe we should take a break." I said we should spice things up. She said, firmly, "No, let's stop" and wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the night. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a conversation about sex. After she finished telling me what she liked, in exact detail, I said, "Well, I really like…" She cut me off and said, "I don't give a fuck what you like." FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Today, my fiancée told me that she thinks she's asexual. Guess I know why we haven't had sex in months. When I said this was a deal breaker, she said, "If you'd stop being a horny pig for five seconds, it wouldn't be." FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
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Top comments
FusionPlacebo 26
Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it
Kitty_Kat44 31
Shouldn't have asked.
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Comments (97)
Kitty_Kat44 31
Shouldn't have asked.
JMichael 26
That's what I say. why complain?
Thinkitthrough 23
I wonder if he called her a nympho?
TheBelt 19
His own fault.
Xandrick 22
Now let's reverse the sexes and see how these comments go...
aruden 25
OP is not a smart man
skobisco 23
**** her right in the pussy
Shmatterhorn 38
Too late for that.
IAmzephyr 22
she maaaayy have overreacted... just a little
Broadway_Vayne 32
FYL, but it is better to end it now OP. You should always avoid people who overreact so easily or can't control themselves.
Selene1090 26
If I were in her shoes, I'd be embarrassed and/or offended. I've had my boyfriend say similar things and it really stung. I, of course, retaliated out of hurt, but later realized he hadn't meant to hurt my feelings. The subject of sex tends to be sensitive.
Broadway_Vayne 32
Why not ask what he meant? If my SO said something like that to me I know I'd ask what she meant and if she wanted to slow down. Not assume she's being offensive and not say anything, which would spiral it out of control.
ChopSuey444 20
I personally think completely ending a relationship over an overreaction, is in itself an overreaction.
FusionPlacebo 26
Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it
ChristianH39 30
If it's to the point where it's no longer interesting then it is time to say something. OP probably could've brought it up more gently, but it is possible to have too much of a good thing.
ChopSuey444 20
Also if it's becoming the only thing they do together as a couple, that could be a big problem. I'd start to wonder if my partner just lusts for me rather than loves me if sex is all we ever do.
FlendtDK 16
Why would you even ask that?
ironmany_fml 23
there is no such thing as too much sex..
solarsanteria 15
How much is too much? Is that a thing?
Kazze 31
When you start to get road rash on your penis, you're having too much sex.
cuddlycactus 11
just use neosporin as lube, you'll be fine
Thinkitthrough 23
While I believe you could have worded your question a bit better, it is definitely an over reaction on the girls part. Sorry OP
LetMeSleepPlease 23
I don't know, I've asked my partner if I'm too needy with him since if I had my way we'd have sex at least three times a day. So I can understand where the question arises from, and I'm not sure why she over-reacted. That sucks OP.
alex_jaguara 33
I would have asked "Are you complaining ?"