Today, while swimming in my neighborhood pool, I noticed what looked like several cigarettes resting at the bottom and decided to investigate. Turns out it was actually just a used, bloody tampon that had spent enough time underwater to be broken into multiple pieces, and spread across the pool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ProfessorMctitie 20
Dont you know to never swim in a neighborhood pool
chrisstachon 30
That made me cringe.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (56)
ProfessorMctitie 20
Dont you know to never swim in a neighborhood pool
tantanpanda 26
some neighborhood pools are disgusting. Don't worry, I know exactly how you feel, op
asspole 16
#1 is not the op you idiot
chrisstachon 30
That made me cringe.
SubparAtBest 23
Yeah it sounds bloody awful..
razoray9 22
Just like that pun
killer0689 20
that is really disgusting. hope u went straight ahead for a long nice shower ...
daz18m 15
I hope you had mistaken identity on that object.
Reider022 16
Sounds like a blood bath
meliodafool_ 15
waiting for the "bloody hell" comments.
sweetbliss3 37
that's freaking nasty. I guess she thought that would be a good place to just pop that sucker out. so gross.
sonasonic 34
Or maybe it just slipped out. Either way, public pools are cess pools.
Setareh23 34
I'm guessing it fell out without her noticing. Still disgusting either way :/
sweetbliss3 37
okay. let's say it slipped out. wouldn't it just stay in her suit bottoms? unless her bottoms are real loose. I don't know.
Setareh23 34
Well if she was swimming very actively (like jumping off the high diving board several times, which can kinda shift your swim suit around) then it could be possible. Or maybe her swim suit was too big for her... Maybe she did just pull it out, but I like to imagine we live in a world where people aren't THAT disgusting. They are, I know, but my mental sanity likes it when I imagine they aren't ^^
sweetbliss3 37
yes, let's hope you're right and she isn't that gross.
thefmlman2011 37
Ewww, that's gross! Let the council know
ohmissjane 24
exactly why I hate public things,toilets,pools,eating areas...all the same level of disgusting,no thankyou
sandman676 20
Dirty grubs