Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
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Top comments
steve31789 8
College don't pay for itself!
isallwaysme 27
well you gotta get through college somehow, at least its better than being a prostitute
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Comments (144)
fallslikedominos 10
You can take this as a good thing, she can now put on shows for you!
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, she USED to strip. So what? It probably paid the bills better than a fast food job. She presumably doesn't anymore. And that was a dick move by your boss to let on that he recognized her.
outoftown 27
Now you know your wife is truly committed to education.
capscorner01 5
Looks like she has some explaining to do
termin8tor786 10
College is expensive! Well now you can say, you married a stripper.
Wakachulak 22
Today, I married a stripper. FML???
Virtual_BS 13
You've got bigger problems than being married to an ex-stripper. I'd be more worried about the fact the the person you're married to feels the need to withhold information from you.
IndridWarm 23
One more FML that makes me wish for a "So what?" voting option.
trustno1_fml 10
Lucky guy, you're the one that got the stripper. You're a winner!!! I'd be proud & say "so what". The past is the past and we all have secrets somewhere :-) Live & let live
amp147 9
It is what it is