Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
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Top comments
steve31789 8
College don't pay for itself!
isallwaysme 27
well you gotta get through college somehow, at least its better than being a prostitute
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Comments (144)
djinnyf 12
Ahhhhhhh!!!! He's pretty much a jerk for letting you know, not very considerate!
iwadasn 33
That seems like a pretty big secret for someone to keep from her husband. I'd be worried if I were you--who knows what else she isn't telling you?
gammafighter 5
I see a stripper pole in bedroom in the near future...
worldclassrager 41
Hope she was a look alike...if not she can get money from you pretty easy...
icepick23 12
At least you have a hot wife!
xXNerrrdXx 16
Bright side: she is a good married woman with a degree now ! so dont give too much to the past :)
Dramori 29
Grats on having a hot stripper wife that is memorable?!
SunTzu2 9
Well your wife is educated! Your boss isn't ... She deserves you to be proud of her! And remember that all he really does is pay you to do a job
thepretender10 4
please welcome "awkward" to the main stage!
gregnc_fml 18
Time to change jobs, get a pole for the bedroom, and enjoy your new found knowledge with your wife.