Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss's wife. I work for my parents. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
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Top comments
steve31789 8
College don't pay for itself!
isallwaysme 27
well you gotta get through college somehow, at least its better than being a prostitute
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Comments (144)
xassass1nx 11
It's a small world after all
CrashAndBurn44 6
At least she's hot enough to be a stripper?
BDA_fml 5
Did he try to slip her a dollar?
Mr_Loudmouth 9
Awesome, you can use that to your advantage. They will all be secretly jealous of you.
reaxion 25
Ask if she'd be interested in having a stripper pole in the bedroom. Use whatcha got to spice things up, rather than getting upset about it :-)
kemando 22
When he saw her did he say something like "hey Candy, still sweet? lol
kernelkat 16
Maybe she was one of the 2% of strippers who say they're doing it to get through college who actually are.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Don't worry about it. She loves you and you love her. Bottomline she must've been damn good to be remembered cause I don't remember any exotic dancers like that at all. Enjoy.
SpotDog 11
I can't work out if OP is actually complaining or bragging. Given the prevalence of strip clubs for many years now who do you think has been staffing them? That's right, our wives, girlfriends, mothers... We need to get over our reluctance to admit that sexual entertainment is attractive.
sengmeng 4
You're from California. Just be glad it wasn't ****.