Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML
Today, I gave a financial presentation to my entire firm. After it was over, somebody accidentally copied me on a group text that said, "Her zipper was open the whole time. If we're so successful, why is our CFO wearing a urine-stained store-brand K-Mart panties?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
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cacheson 42
You should turn it into a sharing party by telling them stories yourself and ask who else has fun stupid stories. Maybe that will deflate the situation.
A_Troll_Account 3
Do the exact same thing right back at him, see how he likes it.
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Comments (27)
fitnessgram 19
That's not very nice! You'd thing he'd stop caring what you did in college! Hope it all ends well OP.
A_Troll_Account 3
Do the exact same thing right back at him, see how he likes it.
cacheson 42
You should turn it into a sharing party by telling them stories yourself and ask who else has fun stupid stories. Maybe that will deflate the situation.
mcdgaf 14
that is brilliant, not only does it show him as a team player, but it also prevents a pissing match of who can make the other guy look worse.
cacheson 42
Yes, rolling with the punches and dealing with problems in a non-combative way are valuable life skills! :)
spirithound 13
Time to lie your ass off!
fitnessgram 19
Why would you lie about it? That's only going to make you look even worse.
spirithound 13
Internet say, pics or it didn't happen! Go on the offensive and make this guy out to be a lying douchebag.
Lalala579121 28
18 - But it's at work, not on the Internet.
spirithound 13
and it's probably too late anyways. this is something that needs to be an immediate response...
RichardPencil 32
Don't run away from your past, own it! Show you're a good sport by changing your phone's ring tone to "The Streak"* Just hope your boss doesn't declare Freeballing Friday! *Young people, go look up "streaking"; you won't look at your parents the same again!
alvarny 17
be proud of it! walking across the campus naked with your dong swinging like a demolition tool is your most badass moment in college. not many can make that claim to fame.
moondoglou420 17
Just lament about how wild you used to be. If you're highly professional it might even make you seem more down to earth since you clearly know how to have fun, but take your job seriously.
kikimiko 7
Honestly, your coworker needs to grow up. Any sensible person wouldn't share that in a workplace. He's a complete idiot who is obviously stuck in the past. Probably immature and stuck in adolescence. We've all done stupid things growing up and through college. It's what makes growing up so much fun! He's obviously still trying. Good luck OP. Own what you did. Growing up while having some harmless fun is nothing to be ashamed of.
weeping_willow 25
Oh that's not too horrible ☺️
species4872 20
I'm still thinking about that giant wolf spider.