Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Comments (268)
hermitknut 22
*sigh* Really, FMLers? It's just a fetish. Is he hurting anyone? No. Do you, personally, find it kind of gross? Don't do it then. I don't get the appeal myself; I can't see MLP as anything more than the plastic ponies they used to have in a box at my afterschool club. But I'm not going to call out anyone as "disgusting" or "sick" or "wrong" (the last two, at least, in comments that have been thumbed up here) just because they have a fetish that I don't share. Come on, guys. Different strokes...
McNicholas 5
Two things: rule #34 and, you raised him.
smoothy460 0
Your son is why us Bronys get a bad name
laundryninja 1
What i was windering
Marineman5 6
At least he's using his imagination.
Stewstew22 6
Some people have their preferences. Whatever gets ya off, right? He ain't hurtin noone.
lonecracker 5
At least it is pretend ponies. Could have been far worse.
EternalHatred 3
Brony. XD
Badstormtrooper 13
Whatever floats your boat, as long as your not drilling holes in mine.......... or making Fluttershy cry!
vbmg152 19
If he's under 18, YDI for not monitoring his use of the Internet! If he's over 18, he can do what he wants!