Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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godfathermock 19
He might be trying to tell you something
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
Kill it before it breeds.
Ambi_Sinistrous 5
I don't think there's anything particularly strange about his sexual interest in MLP, everybody has some kind of kink (or even if someone doesn't appear to, surely they just aren't looking hard enough), but you might want to talk to him about privacy unless you were really making an active effort to sniff out his interest in MLP.
StormGirl142 24
Why would he make Fluttershy do that? :'(
fancypanda 0
Uh oh. The only way to solve this is to burn him.. You've got a brony on your hands...
tubz84 2
Don't try to understand other people's sexual fetishes, it won't work. But I assume the attraction is similar to that of Hentai, where a person becomes so enamoured with this non-existent character that they find them sexually appealling. Whilst personally I don't understand the appeal of MLP in that fashion, many others may not understand any fetish you may have e.g. feet, WAM, furries etc
Alpha2121 0
So your son likes horses and to role play
AshleyAndAshli 9
Clopper!! XP
moonbane 9
Things that matter: how old is he? Simple Anthro or full on? Otherwise... Why do you look through his sexual role plays? O.o
daps29 11
I seem to see a lot of MLB fans on the Internet in a REALLY fast way...even though some are jut trolls :/