Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Comments (268)
rockurheart 9
oh jebus. ide be more worried about him being a brony than be worried about sex chat room thing tbh lol
JojoKay 5
I really don't care honestly. I can bet you most of the people who commented here know little to nothing about the show as it is now. It surprises me how butthurt people are getting. There are far worse things you should be complaining about. First of all, you're exposing someones personal life and making it out to be horrid. You're a horrible parent as it is so far. I doubt your son has very much respect for you or grew up right if you act like this. You're probably the reason why he's like this. Secondly, grow up and let people live how they want. It's a free ******* country. I for one love and adore My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic. It's a great show. If someone chooses to live fantasies of it, so be it. What they do alone behind doors is up to them. Not you.
moonbane 9
/Thank/ you. You worded that perfectly. I just couldn't think of how to word it myself XD Anywho... I totally agree with you. On all degrees. Good on ya /)
JojoKay 5
Thank! I do my best. If there's one thing I hate, it's idiotic parents with nothing better to do then ruin their childs life in order to feel better about themselves.
Cats_R_Funny 0
Does he get a broner?
DanDyy_fml 3
Respect his privacy would ya? I bet you he did it cause he knows you snoop through his personal things..
Big_Nigga 2
Ok lady seriously U and yo son is ****** UP your sonsfucked up cause hes some kinda my little pony lovin fag and yo ****** up cause YOU DIDNT GET THAT DAM THING ABORTED
Big_Nigga 2
AND I BET YOUR A FAT ASS WHO SITS ON THE PC ALL DAY AND THE ONLY EXERSISE U GET IS CHOKEN ON YO SONS SHIT
KageKaldaka 6
Ewww...even to bronies(which I am one) cloppers are weird...clopping goes against the "fun, happy, generally nonviolent and moral" environment of the show..
CaptainKrunk 1
This is why there are brony haters. I hate clop.
pheonix_flash 7
Lol sounds like something i wuld do
DominicMonstar 1
I can't imagine that .. I watch My Little Pony , but , there's not many guys in the show . o_o Soo ... I wonder if he'd be a girl or one of the guy ponies . -wonders-