Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Comments (268)
coolbrony12 3
Damn cloppers...
tpike1296 11
Every time I hear of them, I hear the song "I don't want to clop" in my head. (I forgot the artist, it's in the MLP Music Archive though)
DeprivedPegasus 1
Love and tolerate, man
dathan 14
I'm missing the 'My son is 36.' at the end.
BubbleGrunge 18
Ehhh not entirely weird this day and age OP. Least he's not roaming around, having sex with real ponies.
kimg0885 23
True, it could be on TLC or something, My Strange Addiction episode: Brony Love
sassypenguinxox 15
It appears that my little pony isn't just for little girls anymore
gothiccandy 9
It hasn't been for a long time.
reject214 10
He might want to meet up with the guy who just came out to his parents.
AznSamoan52 10
It seems to me he has a MLP fetish. A sexual one at that.
brevolorio 5
I think he's thinking about my little pony cartoon **** little out of the normal area
bigdog57_fml 9
How old is he O_o
EmberEyes 16
VOMMITS-cloppers are disgusting pieces of shit.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Vomits*
PunkySpunky78 15
I wonder if the op meant my little pony from today or the 1980's