Today, I'm exhausted. For the second time, my fiancé and I have pulled my future sister-in-law off the pavement naked and drunk at 3 a.m. and couldn't find the purse or glasses she had with her. She’s hungover and has completely blacked out what happened. Never again giving her a place to crash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, my fiancée's druggie sister turned up, but I shut the door in her face because the last time she was here £200 went missing and my floor safe had fresh scratches from someone trying and failing to pick the lock. The argument with my fiancée afterwards was so bad, she’s no longer my fiancée. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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Marcella1016 32
She needs help. I recommend a 12-step program. Seriously. But she needs to realize and admit she has a problem. Best of luck to you and to her. Good thing she at least has her family to support her and hopefully nothing serious happens before she realizes she needs help.
jbuckets_404 39
She sounds like fun! What's her #? [/sarcasm]
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RichardPencil 32
I agree. You can't trust your fiancé around that!
jbuckets_404 39
That's true. Your fiance and her ARE siblings....
RichardPencil 32
Not necessarily, she could be the fiancé's brother's wife. *cue up the **** music*
rotflqtms_ 21
Her future sister in law? I'm not related to my sister's husband's brother. but her husband is my brother in law. He is her brother in law, but by no law is he related to me. Neither is his kid even though the kid is my sister's nephew...in law, Haha. That's how I see it at least... I haven't found anything giving him or his kid a name other than my Sister's brother in law's kid, or my sister's husband's brother's kid. I have been looking too, Haha. Especially when I was explaining that I was babysitting the kid to people and tried to explain the relation.
Marcella1016 32
She needs help. I recommend a 12-step program. Seriously. But she needs to realize and admit she has a problem. Best of luck to you and to her. Good thing she at least has her family to support her and hopefully nothing serious happens before she realizes she needs help.
guiltyschuldig49 12
Tried that. She won’t go.
TwoBytesCarley 27
Next step is an intervention with an ultimatum: go to treatment (detox, treatment facility, or meetings: whatever your fiancé’s family thinks is best) or the family is cutting her off. And the most important step, follow through!
daengh 15
You (the two of you) are gonna have to let her find rock bottom. It won't be pretty, she might get hurt, and there will be lots of crying. As long as she has the option of y'all picking her up she has no reason to change.
jbuckets_404 39
She sounds like fun! What's her #? [/sarcasm]
bloopaloop 27
Her stuffs at my house
ahabsfan 17
Somebody come git’er she’s dancin’ like a stripper.