Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Comments (268)
notepie 6
Is this the same guy that has the son who wants whatever season my little pony
DezzyDoom 3
Clopper is the term
canadagurl2112 3
Buy him a real pony!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He's just horsing around with some friends.
brandonwong 18
Bad clopper!
iwishiwasadino 3
Can someone please tell me what's the deal with this? Is it a dirty thing?
KociaQ 30
YDI for being too curious. EVERY kid in puberty will do something like that...
t765234 10
Apparently I must hang out with a weird crowd, because none of my friends go and fantasy chat with strangers whilst role playing as cartoons.
trismagestus 19
159: How do you know they don't? I think everyone has some weird stuff in their sexual drives. When I've had really honest talks to friends about it, though, it appears that a lot of the weird stuff people like, they think is normal. They like, so why shouldn't everyone? As Freud once put it: "The only unnatural sexual behavior is none at all."
BeMyLove15 10
As disturbing as that is, it's still better than him going out and getting girls pregnant.
cheandjay 4
Get itttt ;)
Inediblepeaches 15
Oh dear god.... Not a clopper.....