Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 15-year-old son is a prolific creator of My Little Pony themed hentai. I'm not a judgmental man, but he's probably going to hell. FML
Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
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tb713317 6
wow...brony?
MissMae93 23
The real question here is: how old is your son?!
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Comments (268)
Yetifoot 0
Wasn't there an FML similar to this a few days ago?
Yetifoot 0
Wasn't there an FML similar to this a few days ago?
blacks_a_flyguy 4
That's so messed up
longbottle 9
Damn cloppers make us *all* look bad.
ekb777 13
Is this the same son who forced his mom to buy the next season of my little pony?
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Ick. Cloppers. I'm a brony who believes that people should **** OTHER people. I not only don't get how some people are attracted to ponies, cartoon or otherwise, I also don't get how they can be attracted to other animals in general. I'm not really the judgemental type; I just say "ick" because, as has been said before, cloppers tend to give us ALL a bad name.
vankothebrony 0
I'm cool with cloppers as long as they don't show me their art and fanfics. Why do people notice the cloppers and not the good bronies? And OP why the hell are you on his computer? How would you like it if someone read your diary or went through your browser history and started judging you on every thing you ever googled, and I'm pretty sure you have googled some nasty stuff too.
LiL_Dub 2
Hahahahaaaaa!!! Ur son is a Brony! Total FUL....Wow!
roxasfightshard 0
Get it right he's a clopper bronys don't go around looking up stuff that insults our probably favorite show I watch it from time to time when I need a good laugh and more faith in the world but I dont look up mlp hentai
MissingNO123 7
Seems like he's never watched the show before
bobleheadNS 0
THAT'S ******* AWESOME BE PROUD YOU RAISED YOUR SON SO ******* WELL.