Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I went to move a load of laundry out of the washer and into the dryer, but the clothes were already in the dryer. Normally, I would be happy about this. However, I am currently living alone. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
Well, one of you here isn't telling us the whole story: one of you is a complete bitch.
HowAreYouToday 34
Indeed. Whenever I see FMLs like this, I feel like there's a reason everyone hates OP.
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Comments (61)
Pleonasm 36
Well, one of you here isn't telling us the whole story: one of you is a complete bitch.
HowAreYouToday 34
Indeed. Whenever I see FMLs like this, I feel like there's a reason everyone hates OP.
PVG_Scotsman 12
I'm new to FML, what does OP mean?
Pleonasm 36
Olympic Philanderer.
cheertrombonist 9
Ostracized Philanthropist
BostonPLD33 6
Oral pleasure
PVG_Scotsman 12
I'm just going to assume it means original poster.
cheertrombonist 9
Tis the true meaning, my friend. ^ Many apologies for the deception, 'twas all in good humour.
PVG_Scotsman 12
My thanks good sir.
K92 13
original poster
aeore 16
Slowpoke.
Harpy20 24
At this rate, he'll learn everything there is to know about FML in a day's time.
EvilUndead 9
2, No matter who you are or what you do, somebody, somewhere there is at least one person that will hate your... absolutely for no reason.
poccocurantes 7
Maybe your roomate knew what you used for laundry and was just happy the apartment wouldn't smell like a gym anymore.
HowAreYouToday 34
See, this time I gave OP the benefit of the doubt and voted YLS, but then there are those FMLs where everyone cheers when the OP quits... You just happened to have everyone at work hate you?
RedPillSucks 33
Sounds a little passive/aggressive, to me...
newburton13 26
So you're either a shitty roommate or she's a ****. Since neither of you sound like you're going anywhere, talk it out and get over it.
emilyjgraham 34
I apologise for seeming up my own rear end here but was it necessary to call her that? Yes, I know it's only a word and I know many people won't agree with me I just think it's a bit harsh and mostly just a horrible word to use especially when she hasn't done anything that bad. I am the only that hates that word aren't? :/
SunAndMoon427 12
I hate it too, don't worry, you're totally not alone.
Harpy20 24
I like the word. Hilariously blunt.
zandalee 20
Hate it!
SystemofaBlink41 27
10- yes I do hate the word "aren't"!
krazy13kc 4
Try not being such an annoying roommate?
lexiieeex3 32
We don't know who was in the wrong here.
ICastillo 25
Well OP time to burst her bubble and tell her you're staying. See how fast those tears turn from happy tears to sad tears.
zandalee 20
Then move out maybe? Who wants to live with someone who obviously really doesn't like you?!
Catkam623 27
Say this is your stuff I'm kicking you out.
ShananaginsLOL 13
Haha rofl
cheertrombonist 9
"This is just my laundry." "....well shit."
daisydukes21 11
Looks like it's time to burst her bubble
KiddNYC1O 22
Could've used a large black garbage bag and maybe turned that happiness into fear!
misslifeguard 7
Use a garbage bag next time