Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML
Today, working night shift at a nursing home, I can tell the difference between the smell of different people's urine. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, I was delivering food for GrubHub. I spilled a tiny portion of the customer’s lemonade. It was not enough to notice any was missing, but enough to notice. The customer was an attractive guy, who thought I peed my pants. FML
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ByronJess 17
... I'm very curious as to how this occurred... The smell didn't give it away?
Swedude 5
Bear Grylls approves of this.
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Comments (177)
texashater75 16
For your sake, I sure hope you don't have a dog and also like snickers. Otherwise I predict another hard lesson in your near future.
hello_therrrreee 5
i bet you were real pissy afterwards...
emmaa3451 11
Hahaha, nah I'm sure it made his day actually :)
panda_bear0618 1
I see what you did there...
ZingZilla 8
Did OP need really need to drink the cup of piss? No, but it's refreshing and I bet he likes the way it tastes.
ProhibitionRose 14
Not to mention sterile >.<
paulo187 2
Today I learned that poo looks like, but doesn't taste like, chocolate. Oh no, wait, I already knew that because I'm not an idiot...
coopdaddy267 5
I don't kno what kind of lemonade your drinking
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
pee lemonade...
HotCheetos22 4
I bet who ever did the prank got a laugh, cause i did.
simgar98 0
FUN (**** Ur Nose)
MandyMeow_fml 18
Why do you have your urine and lemonade in the same place?..
hellbilly205 17
I'd imagine it was one of his friends playing a prank on him
MandyMeow_fml 18
Haha, that would make a lot more sense.
panda_bear0618 1
cause it's sterile and he likes the taste!
ohmandapants 17
...I had completely forgotten about Dodgeball. Thank you.
Jazzy_B34r 12
Bear Grylls style...swweeeeeetttt....
Honestly_Lainey 21
Simple solution: stop keeping your pitcher of urine in the fridge beside the lemonade