Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML
Today, working night shift at a nursing home, I can tell the difference between the smell of different people's urine. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, I was delivering food for GrubHub. I spilled a tiny portion of the customer’s lemonade. It was not enough to notice any was missing, but enough to notice. The customer was an attractive guy, who thought I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
... I'm very curious as to how this occurred... The smell didn't give it away?
Swedude 5
Bear Grylls approves of this.
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Comments (177)
mcinnesandrew 6
Very cliché
Aoifexzx 3
Are you taking the piss?
PenFifteen_fml 0
Stewie:Hey Brian can you make me and my guest a couple of lemonade? Brian:Yeah, I'll make you a fresh one.
theblackninja 0
TMI
Jiinxx 8
I'd like to know how pee was even accessible for you to drink. My mind is full of ****.
grannygruber 6
They smell very different to dumb ass!
tdawg4200 0
You're a complete moron.
RedCamaro10 0
They also smell very different, retard.
perdix 31
Urine trouble. Piss is not harmless -- drinking someone else's stale pee can make you sick. One swig and boom! Urine the hospital!
Nthabz 8
That's a good one...
jkmcnns1005 6
Bear Grylls would be proud.