Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML
Today, working night shift at a nursing home, I can tell the difference between the smell of different people's urine. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, I was delivering food for GrubHub. I spilled a tiny portion of the customer’s lemonade. It was not enough to notice any was missing, but enough to notice. The customer was an attractive guy, who thought I peed my pants. FML
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ByronJess 17
... I'm very curious as to how this occurred... The smell didn't give it away?
Swedude 5
Bear Grylls approves of this.
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Comments (177)
memyselfandI07 1
THATS FREAKING DISGUSTING! *barf* :/
Heinousness 0
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yummcookie 0
Why did you have a glass/bottle/can of piss?
kayfeffa 10
Are you...retarded?
cindywashere 5
why was there pee in a cup? ...or lemonade in the toilet...?
DaMan25 4
Retard
sorandomgirl 0
Strange that urine is generally a dull yellow and lemonade is clear and bubbly...and smells different. YDI for either creating a fake story or being an idiot.
barbie_9941 13
they also smell pretty different, you dumbass.
heroforhirex95 17
Ya don't say...
okigotit 0
What kind of lemonades do you drink, that look like piss ? More like apple juice, lol
5t3ff1k4h 47
"Normal" piss is supposed to be straw coloured, which is close to the colour of lemonade. If it's the colour of apple juice, you're probably dehydrated.