Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML
Today, working night shift at a nursing home, I can tell the difference between the smell of different people's urine. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, I was delivering food for GrubHub. I spilled a tiny portion of the customer’s lemonade. It was not enough to notice any was missing, but enough to notice. The customer was an attractive guy, who thought I peed my pants. FML
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ByronJess 17
... I'm very curious as to how this occurred... The smell didn't give it away?
Swedude 5
Bear Grylls approves of this.
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Comments (177)
Justine94_x 31
That takes the piss.
Midrash 5
Bet u were real pissed off afterward.
MetalxSoldier 26
Actually, no, no they don't. Perry? "weird grumbly sound"
hellbilly205 17
You did'nt know they would taste diffrent before this point in time?
at_1sexymofo 3
Why did you have piss and lemonade so close together and in similiar containers
klovemachine 24
piss and lemonade are different temperatures entirely. that should've been a clue.
MizzErikaHart 8
Wonder what you'll learn tomorrow, op.
jonriise18 3
Umm... who stores their piss and their lemonade and piss in the same place? Wait. Who stores their piss at all!?!?
kooochris1995 14
60- he will learn that chocolate and poop have different taste.
icecreamdriveby 5
The only reason i can think of where you could confuse lemonade for urine is if you pissed in a lemonade bottle on a long car ride and left it in your car and later thought it was actually lemonade.
AnonymousTroll 2
Bear Grylls is proud to have people like you in this world.
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe the piss was in a drink bottle in the fridge. The pop cap might have reset if it was bottled warm and refrigerated immediately.
MexicanObama 15
They would be the same temperature after about 5 minutes... idiot...
oppawoppa 9
Well I think someone probably was pranking op and they were too dumb to realize the difference.
at_1sexymofo 3
#79 Haha, that a Snickers and a poop taste nothing alike
ByronJess 17
... I'm very curious as to how this occurred... The smell didn't give it away?
Deroni76 5
Are you pissed off now?
K_kanaka 26
So Op please tell us how exactly this happened. Were you so thirsty that the yellow liqui look so appealing to you up until it went into your mouth.
imustbeinsane 2
His stupid friends probably put lemonade in his piss as a joke and when he drank it he got a mouth full of lemonade instead
LookOnBrightSide 12
Piss and lemonade are very distinct looking. How'd OP get that confused?
LilyCow 5
I'm curious to how urine got disposed into a cup in the first place, unless OP drinks lemonade out of the toilet
ProhibitionRose 14
Healthy piss is a light yellow color and doesn't have a strong odor. So perhaps one of OP's lovely friends pissed in a cup and said "hey man, you look parched! Would you care for some lemonade?"
kez238 0
Haha @23, those bastards! Why would they do that..
maszaros 9
Yeah, or the opacity? Last I checked lemonade has pulp, or is at least slightly cloudy. If your pee looked like that it's time for an STD screening!
bmwguy01 8
you drank lemonade! eww gross. who's piss is lemonade Yellow?
Quidikic 9
OP, I feel your pain man. Lemonade is disgusting.
maxmex13 7
98 - I think you're dehydrated
SweetPerfectionn 3
I'm wondering what made this person think they tasted the same ._.
CallMeBloo 31
Yeah, urine smells and is also generally much warmer than the ideal glass of lemonade. Ick.
coldashell 23
How the hell did you find that out? Dumb enough for a preschool prank?
MetalxSoldier 26
Well the op is pretty dumb. It's like saying "Today, I learned that semen and milk look alike. I also learned that they taste very different!"
pedosmurf 7
Why are you drinking piss?
lebronesque73091 12
Let's see... They smell different, and they taste different. Why did you have pee in a cup in the first place?
kooochris1995 14
Yeah #73. Semen is way better tasting then milk. Wait did I say that out loud? Ohh shit.
CyNommy 4
Anyone else remember that scene from 'dumb and dumber' with the cop when they read this?
Tweekz14 5
Papas ol' cough medicine huh?
sugaryspice 5
"Killer boots man!" I love that movie!
jasonxneo 5
You little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak!
Inheritance 10
Nh Loved when he was twitching from drinking his piss haha
ragzy 7
Really? Either whoever's piss you drank is very well hydrated or the lemonade you drink is actually Mountain Dew. Whichever way no bubbles and the smell means you completely deserved this.
jimmyjamesyall 4
Damn English people don't know what lemonade is. It hasn't bubbles, and it's a hazy yellow. It's not one of your silly "fizzy drinks".
ragzy 7
Oh you mean that shit that kids sell that tastes crap?
hiloyesno104 6
Did you lose the ability to smell too?
princev3 4
Wow everyone knows that poop and lemonade do not look similar... OP deserves it for thinking that shit looks like delicious lemonade.
Swedude 5
Bear Grylls approves of this.
ICATiger 13
Found lemonade. Better piss in it.
muzy 23
"I'm home alone and can't be asked to go to the toilet to relief myself. Better drink my own piss"
ApologyKick 25
Looks like the sun is beginning to go down. Better drink my own piss.
spekledworf 18
There it is! I was looking for a Bear Grylls remark
yahoowizard 16
Someone really hates you, but either way, this was avoidable in too many ways
badass243 6
you just learned that today?? haha
RuCheezBurger 10
The people in your profile picture are surprised aswell with your statement
ProjeKtSC2 8
Yah really Whatta dumb bitch hahah
LadyGore 12
I modded this a no because I thought it was stupid. Urine smells strong and is usually a darker color then sweet watery yellow sugar.
ninjuh_wingman 29
They taste very different but both are things you can drink. Its just that urine is probably a last resort.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Unless you're Bear Grylls, then it's your first resort.
IPoopedOnU 12
#71 I was gonna say that!!!