Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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cabbitt 0
Don't whine about it. Fix it.
rpvia 0
your name must be helga
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Comments (135)
Mcmodder777_fml 3
Chewbaca's daughter?
zepher93 7
Wax and bleach sweetheart.
01sparkly 15
Don't worry about it. Me and my friend have a hair eyebrow. (my dad jokes that we look alike -_-)
AnnaLovr 7
Hahahahahaaha sorry but that's so funny
zomgbies 17
look in the mirror sometime.
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
eww
luckylucas26 9
It took you till college to figure this out? Do have a mirror? Fix it beastly.
imhope 23
You need to clean that shit up then
annaelizabeth_26 5
You lot are absolutely horrible, this is a horrible thing to deal with and it's embarrassing as a girl to have! Don't worry OP, you can buy hair removal cream, it's not painful at all. Just make sure you're not allergic! Good luck :)
Bobsquakward 5
is no one going to notice the grammatical error? "an unibrow"? no? ....