Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Top comments
cabbitt 0
Don't whine about it. Fix it.
rpvia 0
your name must be helga
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Comments (135)
mintcar 10
Well...what's stopping you from fixing the problem?
perdix 31
They may me calling you names, but the boys certainly won't be calling you.
ChicaTongana 0
lmao!
Fortuitous 0
At least it isn't the worst version of parallel lines you can have.
godofcyanide 8
Yeah, that was my first thought when I read "parallel lines." That would be rough. OP, get with that waxin'!!! Until then, YDI.
2468bay 0
it's called getting your eyebrows waxed or plucked and same with the stash
JanisEvans 10
Big whoop! Grap a pair of tweezers and tackle the problem.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, if you hate it so much, just get some wax and/or tweezers and be done with it. If you don't have a problem with it and/or it's just some immature people making it worse than it is, then leave it and get on with your life.
qsdmlkj 0
she's got a ******* unibrow, she's a girl. how can anyone make that worse than it is btw 'parallel lines', nice one
PhillyFox 0
Unibrows aren't exactly the end of the world. It CAN get worse. Much worse. Like if she had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy.
RedPillSucks 33
Worse would be if she grew sideburns and got called trapezoid.
qsdmlkj 0
the fact that you had to mention cancer to top the unibrow thing is kinda my point
Cinn_fml 23
qsdmlkj - When I said 'making it worse than it is' I meant that maybe the OP only has a bit of extra fuzz there that appears darker in certain light. Or something along those lines and that people are exagerating how bad it really is.
Zebidee 9
Groom. Next problem?
madmckenna97 0
one word: wax
sevans 0
EPIC WIN!
gabbiechaoss 5
My name is Olga ya!
ninjanate 0
jaja I coomen from swizterland jajaja