Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I was on my period, so I felt a little emotional, and asked my boyfriend for some attention. He said he needed ten minutes to finish his game with his friend. I laid down on the floor and started crying hysterically. He broke up with me and left. FML
Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, my wife got bored and went into my collection of old PC games. She started playing Mass Effect and commented that she loved it and wanted to play all three. I don't know how to tell her that it ends worse than Game of Thrones. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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RichardPencil 32
No argument here, Plop! 😂😂😂
cuz803 46
lmao this comment is ****** up on so many levels ☠
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
Aw, I'm so sorry. Adult illiteracy is nothing to be ashamed of. You can get help with that. Maybe you have an undiagnosed issue like dyslexia, but there are strategies to deal with that. The fact that you're interested in reading is a great first step. Good luck (and I hope it didn't take you an hour to read this.)
cuz803 46
lmao this comment is ****** up on so many levels ☠
Plop 17
This comment's author is ****** up on so many levels. (Just to clarify: this is just a joke, not meant in a mean-spirited way)
RichardPencil 32
No argument here, Plop! 😂😂😂
newbiemalestr8 27
Which one? Sounds like an emotional roller coaster. Hehehe
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
Sounds like a great novel!