Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
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Happygofucky 0
If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.
KMilliron 2
He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.
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Comments (217)
C6Racer 0
Yup, right the first time.
fmluserguy 0
damn ur hot
CarleeBugg123 5
please tell me you pimp slapped him!
KMilliron 2
Damn that's arbitrarily creepy...
ItsALongStoryxP 0
Omgsh same crap happened to me!! except.... 1: He kissed me 2: It was my first kiss :/ 3: I didn't even like him!! 4: Not Cute 5: He didn't say that last thing 6: He immediately started talking about his ex-girlfriends after
Kesler_17 0
Sooo, in other words what happened to you was nothing like what happened to the OP?
ItsALongStoryxP 0
No it's basically the same thing.. I was told not to tell anyone then he patted my ass and walked away the only real difference is that I didn't like the guy & he was the one that kissed me :/
dboy006778 0
elll ohhhh elllll
ChristinaLove138 0
wow what an ass >:( id smack him in the face hard till its stinging and red
jess6blondie9 3
Same here. Guys like that are douches.
tprice0506 0
Douche-helm!
hcovballer247 0
whatta pimp
Hwikek 2
No offence but you Canadian?
sarapsosis 1
Y does that matter??????????
cudgel1023 0
The problem is that girls like boys who treat them like that. So why treat a girl with respect when they don't even want it? Messed up but it's true.
Bacontree 14
That's not true. You should treat everyone with respect because that's a good way to treat people, regardless of wether they want to or not. It's not the same respect as saying 'mr' to stangers because they might go 'No, don't call me mister Smith, call me John!" and you respect their wishes. If a girl tells you, 'No, don't be faithful, go ahead and call me names, make me feel worthless and sure, beat me, while you're at it!' she'll be sarcastic or so messed up you should probably get her some help and not give in to her requests.
cudgel1023 0
Women naturally fall for the bad boy. Especially when they're young and naive like OP.
sarapsosis 1
that's not bad boy, that just being a straight up ************
jess6blondie9 3
111 - I kinda agree. You have to respect yourself before others respect you.