Today, I learned it is best not to let your cordless mouse die while secretly watching porn right when your mom walks in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
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pizz0wn3d 0
L2Alt F4, windows button D, or even Alt Tab. YDI for being computer illiterate
lonewolf2701 0
there should be a **** watching class, i declare myself a teacher, rule one: never watch **** parents home :p
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Comments (66)
pizz0wn3d 0
L2Alt F4, windows button D, or even Alt Tab. YDI for being computer illiterate
Weaverish 0
All possible with the left hand, coincidence?
Kingdutch 3
#13 smells a complot theory! Good one! :D
shoieb9 14
That's how microsoft has designed it :P
reyemrein 0
it's not YDI because he's computer illiterate, it's a YDI because he was jacking off in a situation where his mom could just walk in
ZleveL 0
ctrl w is easier ;) except it closes the tab not the window but if you have one tab open it'll close the browser
antonioohama 0
Ever heard of F11 (Fn+F11 on laptops) or Cmd+Tab?
Emchilo 0
hahahahaha that's funny
Icutu7 0
YDI for being that desperate to look up ****, and for having a battery powered mouse p.s. try a mouse with a chord next time
AkujiD 0
A mouse with a CORD ¬_¬ Not a chord.
littlegolferboy 4
How DARE people use technology that actually makes things easier, like not having cords cluttering your desk. The worst I've had happen to me is my mouse dying while I'm in the middle of playing video games.
Penetration 0
Fools! I use a mouse with a chord. That way, I can rock out while surfing the internet and laughing at the comments around me! :D
Aggriken 0
yo dawg, i herd you like chords so i put chords in your mouse so you can fap while you rock.
JustinBieberIsOK 0
CORD!
upintheorange 5
69, is your username justinbeiberislame? it goes into ... on my phone. if it isn't the above username, or any other derogatory phrase for Justin beiber, then you fail, and you can burn. well, not really. but I will feel sorry for you.
Pg11 0
it's "justinbieberisok"
KRYPTON1T3 5
no its justinbieberhasnocock
randome101 12
It says JustinBieberIsOK
lonewolf2701 0
there should be a **** watching class, i declare myself a teacher, rule one: never watch **** parents home :p
Pg11 0
rule number two: if you have to break rule number one for any reason, lock the god damn door
dtao114 0
Rule 3 if you don't have a lock, GO TO THE BATHROOM. Easier to clean up too XD
jordypaige11 0
never watch **** period!
SrsBusinesss 0
FIRST
bugmenotmofo 34
Sooo not first...you fail.
gods_hunter10 0
major ******* fail
reyemrein 0
someone needs to wear a helmet and shin pads at all times
JustinKingr 0
FAIL
rightonlooser 0
Fag
Justforlolz 14
Dumbass fail
willowTM 0
Ctrl + W or Alt + F4, YDI.
Shoemaster 0
oops
Jimbo2000 0
Oh wow. you got caught looking at ****. Big deal.
sbaldivia 0
ALT + F4 man closes the whole page.
aboutagirl_17 0
haha my mom would kill the shit out of me,if she ever found me looking at ****.
cjlerch 29
That made no sense. How does someone "kill the shit out of" someone else?