Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
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Top comments
Happygofucky 0
If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.
KMilliron 2
He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.
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Comments (217)
udeservedthat 0
He was saving you from finding out that he is bad in bed because of his tic tac dick. OP u did not see that?
Susieee_Q 9
Huh. That would explain why he didn't have sex with her (or tried to) & THEN blow her off.
1234USMC 0
What do you got against tick tack dicks huh mother ******!! haha
Capt_Oblivious 10
Should leave your teeth marks in his upper lip, that would help convince them.
mirrogs 0
tht sucks .
xxMariah07xx 0
SUCKS FOR YOU.
sarapsosis 1
So, you're trying to lick your shoulder?^
makkwheel 0
how nice of you.
JoeMan13 0
hahaha damn that hella blows!!
Wiggy_78 0
What an asshole
JoeMan13 0
damn go die?? hahaha
PenguinInDress 6
He actually patted your ass?! You should've screamed sexual harassment so then everyond would know what really happened ;)
Wiggy_78 0
Oh shit, I just noticed my comment is the same as 54. Oh well, it was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the FML ;)
Sliim_Shaady 6
not sure about y'all but I would call that winning!