Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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Top comments
puffingdragons 0
Sounds like something off a nickelodeon/Disney T.V. Show. And if its true, I've always wondered how guys ask out a girl they supposedly like and are embarrassed to be seen with them in public.
ohreally123 0
He's probably just shy and doesn't want everyone to know just yet. I mean, he was walking down the hall with you, so it's not like he's uncomfortable with being around you in public.
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Comments (104)
jadedinjuly 0
aww lol that's terrible
MrsDruidess 23
that is horrible, I hope you dumped him
puffingdragons 0
Sounds like something off a nickelodeon/Disney T.V. Show. And if its true, I've always wondered how guys ask out a girl they supposedly like and are embarrassed to be seen with them in public.
chaos753159 4
i think it was on George Lopez (nick at night)
mrshatch21 0
it's so they can cheat. if they both think that no one can know then they won't tell anyone so he is covered. one of my many tactics with the ladies back in my teen years. think about it.
chaimuffin_fml 0
my first boyfriend who was a total pussy did that. Bitch.
chaimuffin_fml 0
my first boyfriend who was a total pussy did that. Bitch.
theaaxis 27
Because they are far too immature and insecure to make decisions about their life without trembling about what every last person thinks of them.
Lolrus 0
Ouch. That sucks.
mf_fml 0
if i were you: "then good luck gettin' your dick sucked. peace!"
domolovesyoshi 33
oh totally
killface_fml 0
Sounds like you should find someone who would like to be seen with you in public. Makes dating easier.
Jimboom 12
Lol @ #4 But yea, if he cares more about what other people thing than what you think then tell him to go f**k himself..... unless you are particularly fugly in which case just be happy that someone is hitting that.
mrshatch21 0
you dick.
domolovesyoshi 33
beauty is in the eye of the beholden.
AntiChrist7 0
you choose an insensitive brat as boyfriend, your fault
ohreally123 0
He's probably just shy and doesn't want everyone to know just yet. I mean, he was walking down the hall with you, so it's not like he's uncomfortable with being around you in public.
r0flc0pter 0
i agree with #8
ladyledlove 0
Epic fail boys and girls!!!