Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
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Top comments
Happygofucky 0
If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.
KMilliron 2
He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.
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Comments (217)
DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0
It's really annoying when the FML staff moderate all the good comments.
MrFlintstone 5
agreed
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, you're right. It's just not the same without reading "First!" or "Not an FML" every third post. /sarcasm
Sirin_fml 47
@DOEETFORTEHLULZ: I suggest migrating to 4chan, or signing up for a brain transplant.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Comment Moderated.... haha xD
iiNfAMoUs_KiiD 3
so true …
aardvarkish 17
Well, the only time I wish the comment wouldn't get moderated is when people put cool (usually sarcastic or accusatory) responses down, and then we can't see what they're responding to.
Mikeyco1 0
First day of university? You must be Canadian to say it like that!
alex1432 9
Or british, or Australian, or like every other country other then the USA
A7X_LoVeee 10
Too bad the location says UNITED STATES.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
haha I was waiting for u to repost it a76_Love
faz96 0
yea it's not all about you Americans all the time you know.
Kua_Mei 0
Well, in this case, it is.
Iamkeaten 0
aw how sad:( should have started screaming rape!
Pb25797051 0
you are pathetic and the reason why some people don't take rape seriously..
hawty12345 0
31- You're a dipshit. Rape isnt funny, trust me. You dont know how many other people just read your comment who have gotten raped before. Youre not funny, especially because you joked about those sick, disgusting people who violate others like that. Screw You.
ilikepie22313 5
@ Hawty12345. i love you for that.
deejay1234 0
now...just forget him forever and act like he doesn't exist.
MC18 0
What a freaking douche!! I'm sure you deserve better. I'd move on if I were you.
taetae169 0
hes a g grabin ur ass like that haha
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
and ur an FA for saying G.
kristledaigle 0
what a asshole
wowzersselainee 0
you see I wouldn't be making out with jerks like that in the first place, sorayy Hun YDI
Rondo_99 0
he's a stud
lesleykay 0
3, you had it right the first time :)