Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
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Glowworm56 27
Why did he let you kiss him then?
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Really? What's her name? That's nice. Hey, can I borrow your phone?"
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Comments (16)
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Really? What's her name? That's nice. Hey, can I borrow your phone?"
Glowworm56 27
Why did he let you kiss him then?
DanielleinDC 34
It would appear she did not know he was dating someone else until he told her.
sunnyray812 42
But the question is, Danielle: why did he let her?
RichardPencil 32
Because guys don’t know how to say no.
EmDizzle2007 28
you didn't seriously just ask that.
RichardPencil 32
“Yay! Threesome!”
Dave_Davington 34
I suppose you get to be the side chick.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Remember if he’s willing to cheat with you, he will cheat on you.
MamaChey 24
At least he was a stand-up guy & told OP before a line was crossed ;)
Rissa Brouwer 12
The line was already crossed, they kissed
John Nemeth 14
“You know the girl I’m dating is my sister right?”
TumblrweedPasses 11
That guy sounds like bad news Try to warn the girl then leave him well alone
-Annoyed 9
*Beat drops* "YOUR A SIDE CHICK NOW!!!"
Imadumbass 16
For those who it the "you deserved it" button, tell me how OP deserved it. She had no idea the "guy of her dreams" was with someone else, and he decided to not tell her until after the kiss.