Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
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dol567 0
Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship
genius_man16 1
and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-
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Comments (123)
rlb237 0
You deserve it for NOT being a Yankees fan.
ccc01 1
You'd deserver it for hopping on the band wagon and being a Yankee's fan. True humility and an appriciation of baseball history: Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Hey Chicago What Do You Say? The Cubs Are Going To Win Today.
BulldogQB4 0
Damn, I knew Yankees fans were douches. Go Rangers!!!
meeeep 0
do not listen to #7 because clearly he doesn't watch the news... there's a murdered that uses craigslist to choice his victims
Bitts 0
YDI for being a Boston/Mets fan
scribble87 0
There are too many of these FML's on this site. I'm starting to disbelieve every single one of them. For anyone who wants to be on FML, look at the sentence below, fill in the blanks, and then, you have a winner. "Today, I was with my ______________. I jokingly talked about _____________, and said ___________________. My __________ replied that __________________. He/she was serious." Honestly, it's really hard to believe so many boy/girlfriends, spouses, and family members say the most douchebaggy things so frequently. I call BS to any FML ending with "He/she was serious."
foolsangel 4
He needs to learn how to take a joke if he shoots back an insult like that. :/
Nakedsquirrel 5
Ouch. But at the same time, that's why you practice and tell the other person what they're doing wrong, or what you want them to do instead. I'm betting your boyfriend just lies there and leaves you to work his shaft in the only (ineffective) way you know how. You probably also don't have good foreplay, either, since a couple should be able to work each other up to the point the orgasms come without ordeal. Communication issues will wreck a relationship in far worse ways, though, and since you obviously have them, you should break up.
eeee93757 0
You know what they say, a Yankees fan, like a sperm, has a 1 in 3,000,000 chance in being a human being. Guess he was one of the 2,999,999, but that doesn't surprise me a whole lot. GO RED SOX!
genius_man16 1
While you are probably right that the people submitting the FML's are lying, the truth is that for every 1 FML post, that scenario happens to SOMEONE at least once in the world.
amy_shmamy 0
woah calm down bud