Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "I won't marry you, but I want to spend my life with you." When I told him that upset me, he said, "My ex completely changed once we got married, and I like you as you are now." FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my fiancé told me that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I asked him if he had anything else to add. "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
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fwongraven 10
1. Well how did the million-dollar subject come up? Are you the kind of girl who annoys the shit out of men by asking them stupid hypothetical questions? 2. You dumped the guy you 'planned to marry' over THAT?!!! Jesus. He just got saved from a lifetime of having to humour you.
null_fml 11
I find your choice of verb tenses odd. Specifically "I'm in love with and plan to marry some day" instead of "I was in love with and planned to marry some day".
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Comments (137)
AllieBabie 0
That is mean and just depressing.
awesomenessjess 0
that's sooooo mean!!!!!!!i'm angry i bet you have a broken heart!
lmtlmt 7
and the only thing to heal a broken heart is time....and sex lol
st0815 9
Asking useless and annoying questions like that is a good way to destroy a relationship. It's not like men make a big secret out of the fact that they find this intensely aggravating ... Yet some women seem to think "hmmm - if he still sticks around when I make his life misery, then he really loves me, right?" It shouldn't be so difficult to find the flaw in that thinking, right?
saviisneat 0
first of all, you are a dumb bitch. simple. second off, couldn't he have been joking? my boyfriend jokes like that all the time and we laugh about it. then have buttsecks.
tysta 0
Respect and Agree homie g to the fith degree!!!
White667 0
So OP's love for her boyfriend is dependant on his love for her? That makes no real sense whatsoever.
Reyo 2
You see...there are so many stories out there about relationships ending because of the woman fishing for compliments...yet women all over the world keep doing it. And they wonder why sexism is in favor of MEN...
hawaii_love 0
way to spell sex wrong.
PattisonDaStud 0
it's sexism ya dumb bitch
kazumaslayer666 3
way to prove a point :D
kasimM10 0
holla at me
imamonsterRARR 0
@ saviisneat: u sound like an easy ****. but in a way i agree with u. bcuz it was a stupid thing to ask...
whatshernuts 0
imamonsterRARR: Having sex with your partner = being a ****? Whoa man, where'd that logic come from?
iSwag 0
agree with 17
prinny_fml 0
well the second part is kinda mean but choosing 1 million dollars over her is normal and she overreacted.
wiggz1990 0
million dollars ???
hockeylover7171 0
I'm only gonna break, break, break, break, break your heart
SomeRussianGirl 3
Why is it so serious that you were ready to dump him all because he said he'd choose a million dollars over you? YDI you sound really clingy.
willou35_fml 13
haha
null_fml 11
I find your choice of verb tenses odd. Specifically "I'm in love with and plan to marry some day" instead of "I was in love with and planned to marry some day".
Splayd 10
It's quite simple: You must start the sentence with the word "today," so she wrote in the present tense for the first portion of the story.
ihavenoname123 0
How did you know you were going to marry him someday?! Maybe you were coming on too strong. Every girl at the moment thinks they're going to marry that one twilight fag.
spiderman0606 0
hahahahaha
pq1111 0
lol that's hilarious
BloodMonger13 9
she said that she planned on marrying him someday
zook182 0
YDI for not being in your kitchen!! go make me a sandwhich NOW!
Shokz992 0
Not even the slightest bit funny... However, we all marvel at how original you were -.-
FML_babe 0
#5 being a woman i should hate this comment but HAHA I love it! seriously if you wanna ask dumb questions then expect stupid answers! so yes GO MAKE A SANDWICH and I too would be stoked to be free of someone like you when you rash me with annoying question's!
perdix 31
BTW, FML_babe, a "sammich" is exactly the same and a sandwich, except it is made by a naked person after sex. Sounds like he'd probably choose ten dollars over you. Come to think of it, he just "over you," but is just too lazy to break up with you.
zippit09 0
Yeah because she definitely mentioned "sammich" at all...
perdix 31
I thought it was written that way in the buried comment. When I unburied it again, I guess they didn't. Usually they used the "sammich" form when they make their Neanderthal "back to the kitchen" comments. Ooops.
iSwag 0
Sometimes I get on FML just to read Perdix's comments lol...sammich lol
prinny_fml 0
lol
mgblaskewicz 0
that's because God hates you
birds_fml 7
Good thing you got rid of him.
Shadic 0
Yeah, now she can pester some other guy by being an annoying bitch.
maundy 0
I always wonder why us girls love asking questions with possible answers we really DON'T want to hear. :)
fwongraven 10
1. Well how did the million-dollar subject come up? Are you the kind of girl who annoys the shit out of men by asking them stupid hypothetical questions? 2. You dumped the guy you 'planned to marry' over THAT?!!! Jesus. He just got saved from a lifetime of having to humour you.
CallMeHush 1
^^^^ This!
Arcadia453 0
^^^^ I second that
050294 0
^^^Thirded
StalinsHeir 1
^^^^ legend.
mad_molly 0
Lucky him I reckon...
MysterQi 0
Honesty doesn't always work lol
seabrook 7
go for the nuts. then be like, nope not even when u married(make sure its hard enough) ;)