ccc
United States
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sophie
United Kingdom
Thanks, guys
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
thanksmom
United States
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
meagainsttheworld
United States
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
BloodyButUnbowed
Lake Oswego, United States
Our heart goes out to you
Today, I'm scheduling a cab to take me to my cancer surgery on Tuesday. I need a cab because there is literally no one to go with me, or to help me afterwards. I am truly alone in the world. FML
Anonymous
Getting the point across
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Rabite
Bonn, Germany
Today, I called a cab to get me and my cat home from the vet. After a 40 minute wait and three calls to the taxi company, the operator told me that the driver she sent to my location just confirmed that he already has a woman with my name and a cat in his car. FML
Alexis
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Celeste
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Naptime
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Noname
United States
Baby come back
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Top comments
wordly 0
Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.
TheUnnamedOne 0
**** u #3
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wordly 0
Aw, man. Being in the hospital alone is a shitty feeling. I feel for you.
StingMunFizzy 0
You and hm should be real tight though right now right?
dengman 0
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u need some friends lol
surescope 0
you really do
tellithowitis 13
thanks captain obvious...
Dflips 0
sucks man I feel for ya
lemonzest13 2
I'm so sorry.
tjh116 0
haha that sucks...a lot. YDI for being a friendless loser
ChantelRenaeee 0
that's not very nice. if you say that about other people, it usually means you're a 'friendless loser' yourself.
Dflips 0
Yeh tell him who's boss
Zigster94 0
did he charge for the ride home ?
I2OI3 0
WHy were you in the emergency room? That sounds like important info to the FML story? Give us some more background please
Imawhalerider 0
he got paid for it right?
Hazimius 0
FYL for extreme loneliness.
TheUnnamedOne 0
**** u #3
genius_man16 1
No parents or friends? FYL Indeed.
PureGold 0
Awww!! Please go out and make some friends lol. :/