Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
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Top comments
dol567 0
Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship
genius_man16 1
and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-
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Comments (123)
Gs_brother 0
Maybe he was joking, like you, you can't be sure he was serious. And he might not have known that you were kidding around, I know alot of people who would take that seriously.
trappazoid 0
Well, in the end you'll find someone new who will like you in bed, and he still won't see his team winning.
ravensnos2010 0
haha screw the yankees. Dump him for an Orioles Fan! Go O's!
RedSoxRule 0
Tell him you can't be as good in bed as Jeter but you are probably a better shortstop at this point.
pokandy 0
I'd rather practice abstinance the rest of my life than be a yankees fan.
galinga_fml 0
sorry, but no support there. dont joke with a yankees fan, we're tough. you can suck it pokandy (#76)
Fallaway 0
You shouldn't be dating the guy anyway. YANKEES SUCK!
FMLFAN1 0
If the sex is that terrible, why is he still dating you?
Mickey2315 0
Ouch...time to find a better man, says a guy who's actually nice to his fiancée.
kiltedwolf 0
Better to find out sooner rather than later. Being married and being subjected to horrible sex can't be pleasant for either party, and in the long run if you aren't both having fun, nobody's having fun. Still, ouch. Damn baseball fans!