Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
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Top comments
dol567 0
Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship
genius_man16 1
and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-
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Comments (123)
likeduhhx4 0
harsh. thats what happens when you joke around, guys take things too seriously.
suaveneanderthal 0
let him stick it in your ass
MukyDaCookie 0
Baseball sucks. It's for fat old men who drink beer all day. That's waht you get for dating one of them. Seriously though, you shouldn't have said something about his team, we take that stuff seriously. Im surprised he didn't kick you out of the house. He just made a joke, learn to take it. He doesn't mean it
o76923 8
I wonder if FML would work if there was some sort of random generator that used #25's model. We wouldn't have to deal with the random and arbitrary approval system since we know its all bullshit anyway.
emorockerownage 9
^lol they need some of your luck 17-17 isnt going to cut it now is it???????????? LETS GO METS
kiit23 0
Tell him you tried to practice, but his equipment was faulty. Then dump his ass.
lolol182 4
YDI for not liking the yankees, i hope he slapped you. who do you like? the mets? eww. they suck
wet24_7 0
haha go take some lessons for crying out loud, how terrible can you be in bed? like its not that hard you piece of shit
strangersdk 0
YDI for being horrible at sex. It's not that difficult, especially for a woman.
jSOPURE 3
Let's remember, sex isn't everything. =X