Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend to marry me, because it's a leap year. He is now avoiding me for fear that I was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted he didn't want to marry me, not because he doesn't want to spend his life with me, but because he'd seen two friends get ruined by divorce settlements, and he "doesn't want my hooks in him." I love him with all my heart and would never dream of pulling a marriage con. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
dol567 0
Ouch. You didn't deserve that. Guess there goes your relationship
genius_man16 1
and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (123)
WIDRR 0
YDI for being an anti-yankee fan. :)
Lichinamo 33
I have one thing to say to that: GO METS!!!!!!
mandadanyele 0
Dang............................yankees do suck though...=/
genius_man16 1
Sounds like you two have a communication issue. I'd break up with him, not because of what he said, but because you two clearly don't know how to talk to each other. Or you could suck it up and start talking, whichever you prefer. Also, YANKS RULE
randomsloth 0
wow i feel bad for him haha you faillllll at being good in the sack please tell me you guys just broke up because if you didn't that would be retarded and its gonna be awkward as **** for you when you guys have sex again..you are gonna be like wow i suck which is gonna make you suck even more hahaha fail
Zigster94 0
are you sure he was serious ? need more details that could've been one of those responses he didn't mean but said cause you dissed his fav team ps. blue jays ftw.
C_Wicked27 0
YDI for dating a yankees fan... anybody would deserve something like that for dating a yankees, red sox or a cubs fan lol. Sorry, I didn't make up the rules...
jasweetie1 7
FYL for having a boyfriend that's a Yankee's fan! Go O's! (And get those Yanks out of Baltimore!)
genius_man16 1
and yet you're wearing a B-sox cap in your picture #16 -_-
rukusrazor 0
Meh, he's a Yankee's fan. You dodged a bullet. Blessing in disguise.
gvschmidt94 0
Learn to have sex? :3 lol jk jk, I hardly doubt he was serious, and if he was, do something about it.