Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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bittersweet818 0
it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"
emxblue 0
that's horrible. poor cat.
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Comments (495)
MadeOfAwesome 1
FMLs are supposed to be funny. This one just makes me so sad D:
guitardedman 0
your a dumbshit. don't have kids you stupid *****. animals (people included) need food, at least once every other day....******* retard.. jesus. way to wreck an animals life for your own selfish laziness
kiit_fml 0
Yes obviously she wasn't feeding it. Theres no way cats ever meow nonstop unless they're hungry. Seriously, that's bullshit. My cat will howl, we feed him, and then he KEEPS ON MEOWING. Some just -do- that.
ladiidaa 0
YOU BITCH OP. I bet you forgot to feed that shit. >O ..... I can't troll this without feeling bad.
Neznat 0
My regrets for your cat and you. You feel terrible, I think, but you should not feel guilty. Unless you fed the cat wrong or did smth bad to it earlier. The roommate of my friend has knocked a cat with the door once. It has gone blind on one eye. They began to argue, who should drive it to the vet. And while they argued, the cat has died. Here it is the real reason to feel guilty and FMLived.
Boxingsweets 0
Omg, that's horrible! Those ******* bitches! D: (If you don't mind me saying so)
SabrinaLeewizzle 0
Oh My Gosh The Same thing Happened to me Except My Cat kept Meowing Like he was in Pain Or something But I didnt understand what He wanted So I didnt Really Listen, later That Night He looked Pale and would not move So we Took Him to the Vet and Turned out Some tube Or something was Blocked So He could Not Urinate anymore and that he was In alot Of pain and It was too late to get the Surgery he would die anyways So We had to Put him to sleep. This all Happend Two years Ago On Valentines day :(
Starchild21 3
That sucks :(
anitnevoc 0
I can't believe the people who are saying the OP deserved this. Losing a pet is incredibly painful, and she's probably already feeling very guilty about it. The truth is that sometimes you are too busy to give your pet attention every second of the day. My cat is very social, and always asking for attention. Sometimes you need some alone time. Cats can take care of themselves. And anyway, even if you could argue that it was completely unfair or unjustified to push the cat away, that doesn't mean that it's deserved for the cat to die. That's like saying "Oh, you were unfair to your child? I hope it dies! You deserve it!"
jewelzgalore 0
**** you, bitch!
Intoxicunt 6
>:[
musikzreprise 0
OP, I'm sorry that really hurts. But you should really pay attention to your pets. Much like our bodies, animals give subtle messages when they need things.
st87 0
As a cat-lover, I shall say, **** you, buddy!