Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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bittersweet818 0
it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"
emxblue 0
that's horrible. poor cat.
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Comments (495)
clouds9 0
dunno if this is FYL or a YDI... your cat was probably trying to say goodbye. YDI for not noticing it and i guess FYL if you were fond of your cat and just not in the mood to mingle. get a new cat and this time pay attention.
Emma_91 0
Some cats do. Cats have different types of personalitites.
BeyondImage 0
You don't deserve it, my cat meows all the time for attention, food, to go out..everything When I go for a walk he follows nd he mewos then to as he trots beside me. some cats just meow..just to talk really..pets often hide when they are about to die so id this fml is true, the OP had no way of knowing what was going to happen..
tiffany1018 0
OMG I ALMOST CRIED AFTER READING THIS I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR YOU... Was it an old cat? How did it know he was gonna die..? If I were you I would feel REALLY bad for not like "listening" to him.. But you shouldn't, it's not your fault...
tiffany1018 0
omg **** you! SHE DIDNT YOU ASS
mrda 0
Ydi you fkn ****. Kill yourself.
Shrirke 0
And that was its last moment of life. You're disgusting.
XxCoolPersonxX 0
I'm guessing everyone who commented "OMG your so mean!" or "woow you dick!" either don't own pets or are 76 year old grandmas who have 700 cats sometimes your pet can get annoying and you push it away cuz you want some space it doesn't mean you don't LOVE them.I love my dogs and they're healthy as can be but sometimes they get annoying so I don't think the OP deserved that at all...you guys gotta think how it would feel before telling the OP to burn in hell
alexthedude 0
i agree with subtext. i mean dude for reals? its not like its ur fault. we dont know anything about the cat either. itcould hav been in heat or something.
kile88 2
fuckkkkkkkk... :(
kile88 2
I feel sick.. I would be devastated and hearbroken if I knew that I couldve helped it in some way. would you not think op that it was meowing a little bit worse than normal? my god the poor thing.. I mean you weren't to know but I'd never forgive myself if I did that