Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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bittersweet818 0
it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"
emxblue 0
that's horrible. poor cat.
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Comments (495)
valuemeal2 1
Awww, that sucks. Sorry about your cat =(
shoopkitten 0
I am sorry about your cat. I'm sure you feel bad about ignoring him but even if you loved on him there's no guarantee that he would have not died. I worked at a vet and one of the vets had her cats die in its sleep one day after she got home from work. He was 2 years old and was healthy. It just happens sometimes and all the love and attention in the world cannot help.
MichixLuvsxU 0
This made me sad. :( He probably died of a broken heart. Yes, cat's have feelings. >:(
SaintJimmy 0
All the people saying 'YDI you're a disgusting horrible monster. You aren't even good enough to be a human being. Don't ever breed cause you'll lock the door on a baby and let it die you stupid bitch' are probably 12 year old girls, and that makes me laugh so hard.
xXBlackHorse666X 0
I'm a 13 year old girl and I'm basically saying F YOU to all the @$$holes saying that the op deserves to die! and no offence but I find that ageist (dont think it;'s a word but I made it uip, whatever) AND sexist... could be 40 year old men for all you know!
ijrnelson 0
You totally do NOT deserve it, thats horrible. Cats can be really annoying and seek attention all the time, it's normal to get fed up with them. On the bright side you can get a new kitten!
chronicwanker 4
haha it was a death-meow and you just barred it. cats suck. dogs rule.
xXBlackHorse666X 0
Cats and dogs both rule - AND cats are more independant and cost less, and in case of some diaster (fire, earthquake etc) you're MUCH more likely to find your cat toddling round than your dog
chronicwanker 4
they cost less because they suck more
Emma_91 0
No, cats actually cost less because they're more independent and less high-maintenance. I would say more, but you're probably a troll and enjoying this so...
xxemoxqueenxx 0
I feel bad for you for losing your kitty, but it does happen. I can normally tell the type of cries my cat Momo will make. Sometimes though he will howl like he's in pain or caught an animal and he's just walking around the house just fine. Sometimes cats know how to get our attention when we respond to certain cries. If your cat had enough food/water and attention, I don't see how you are a monster for ignoring your cat to get some work done. I've done it myself with Momo and my other two cats. I just want to say, all the people who are ripping this poor person, may karma come back to you.
som_fml 0
hah! I don't think anyone who said YDI has EVER owned a cat in their life. And no, having a friend who has a cat doesn't count.
Garanaw 0
I totally agree with you.
Bathory_fml 0
"Most cats are very demanding" = Lie. Cats are low maintenance pets compared to most animals around their size. The cat was probably meowing and coming towards the owner for food, maybe? Water? This woman deserves it, plain and simple. Hopefully next time she wants a pet - she won't get one.
xXBlackHorse666X 0
me three teehee that rhymes haha so does teehee lolz
echochan 5
"Cats don't magically up and die. He was sick..." Before commenting here, please make sure your statement has fact in it. Even though I'm a cat owner, I don't try and pretend I know everything about cats so I look online before posting. Cats are just as capable of dying suddenly as humans are, although with different causes.
Celtwood 1
poor kitty >