Today, I had to cancel a first date due to tornado weather. The guy texted me, saying never to contact him again, and then blocked me. This is the fourth time this exact scenario has happened to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML
Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML
Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, a guy I met online cancelled meeting me for the second time. The first time was because of work, and this time because of a game. I don't understand why was i even looking forward to meeting him, and I feel like it's all my fault. FML
Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I had a movie date planned with a guy. After a polite exchange, we were interrupted by a phone call from his colleague saying they had an emergency that needed his attention. He excused himself to take the call, telling me he wouldn't be long. He drove off and blocked my number the moment he stepped out. FML
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RichardPencil 32
They probably think you're lying. Date a meteorologist. Next question?
spinningrecords 14
Were there tornadoes, or were you buying into weatherman hype? I live in an area prone to tornadoes and I react to threats and not hype. There is a difference, and I can’t imagine having to cancel that many dates for a low risk situation.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
They probably think you're lying. Date a meteorologist. Next question?
spinningrecords 14
Were there tornadoes, or were you buying into weatherman hype? I live in an area prone to tornadoes and I react to threats and not hype. There is a difference, and I can’t imagine having to cancel that many dates for a low risk situation.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait... you've arranged four dates, with four different dudes, and then cancelled each one due to a potential tornado, only to be blocked by each guy? Maybe wait until the end of tornado season.
SirEnigM0nk 22
That just blows.
Wadlaen 24
Next time, you might just have to take the chance, tornado or no tornado...
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well there goes your chance of getting swept off your feet.
Crowned Sataness 12
unless there's actually a tornado forming, or dangerously high winds, there's no reason to cancel the date. you're basically telling them "I'm cancelling because of rain."
Rake 18
This is a very weird FML. Are you dating people from that far away that they are not affected by said Tornados? How many Tornados do you have? Do they suddenly appear? Can't you not set dates on the times where they said tornados are coming? can't you start a relationship outside tornado season?
1known 34
Next time tell the guy why you cancel.