Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML
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Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
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bittersweet818 0
it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"
emxblue 0
that's horrible. poor cat.
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Satans_Taint 0
You Heartless Shit ****
gibbons 0
you should never be allowed to own an animal for the rest of your life.
licketyslit 0
YDI for neglecting ur pussy
tomakobriefs 11
Do you know what killed it? (Was it old, was it sickly, did it chew on a ton of string and choke?)
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
I think we all know what happened here. The kitty was feeling depressed and was trying to find support in the owner, but was instead pushed away. Eventually the cat just couldnt take it anymore and killed itself. LMFAO>> "YDI for neglecting your pussy"
mylifeissh_tty 0
Thats so sad...sorry for your loss. You couldnt have known your kitty would die.
NoraLarry 0
Aw, I'm really sorry and know exactly how you feel. My cat of 18 years got really needy for attention before she became really sick and i kept ignoring her too. Later when we finally went to the vet, it turned out she had cancer amongst other things and had to put her down. I still regret it today- that i never gave her the attention she wanted in those few final moments.. where she would've appreciated them the most..... but try not to beat yourself up, because you couldn't have known =
Shannn 0
I'm sorry for your loss, but this still made me laugh so hard.
twignig 0
that's what you get for treating your cat like shit, you bitch.
SirWombat 0
Sick cats go hide in a corner and die. If a cat keeps coming up to you and asking for you to pet it, it means they're happy. FYL.