Today, I held up my best friend with a lighter shaped like a gun, and jokingly accused him of sleeping with my wife, only to have him admit that he really did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my best friend's wife being a cheating whore, and I told her either she told him the truth or I would. More fool me, she used the time I gave her to convince him I tried to sleep with her, so now he won’t believe a word I say, and he punched me in the jaw. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today my best friend called me at 6 a.m., ranting and accusing me of sleeping with her husband. I live two hours away and haven't seen him in person in over six months. FML
Today, I saw my buddy at the mechanic's on speaker with his wife. I did a very fake female voice and said, “He’s here with me! He’s my man now!” He rushed home to see all his stuff on fire on the front lawn. I had no idea how psycho she was and now he wants to kill me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me with my best friend. He actually had the balls to say her leg was asleep and he was trying to wake it up. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
Today, I tried a trick my friend taught me; I initiated sex as my husband was getting ready for work, then guilted him when he refused. After he left, I texted my friend that her trick worked wonderfully. Too bad I sent it to my husband instead. FML
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beastmode707 1
Should have been a real gun
DocBastard 40
And then you set his ass on fire, right? Right? Very little pisses me off more than infidelity.
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Comments (216)
Pancakemines 0
Oh my friend. This problem has a very easy solution heh heh heh... kill the bitch. Then set the "friend's" house on fire.
TheMathMajor 26
You know, it's funny that when it's a story about a man cheating there are always a couple of comments about how if the woman wasn't putting out than she deserved it. And, not that those comments are in any way true, no one deserves that, there aren't any comments like that on this FML. God I hate gender roles -.-
Living_Fetus13 0
What is your point? I'm confused by your tactics
katielil 1
You probably deserved whatever you got. Still bullshit though cheaters are liars and everyone just sucks
PAZ5037 2
I can't stand cheating bitches but it happens to every one, your not the first n you won't be the last
diego23 3
Hahahah that sucks
RendarSelin 5
Wow, sorry to hear about that. Whatever you decide, my best wishes to you. Definitely grateful my ex-wife never cheated on me (that I know of...)
dancingstar991 0
Sorry OP
Cintia07 7
Do the exact same thing to your wife and see if she confesses.
jdcg116 10
Better to find out now. Let him have her so they can do it to each other. You get peace and closure
Eiregal2 10
I thought those gun lighters were banned!? All I know is we tried to take one home to Ireland from lanzarote and security freaked. We got to keep it in the end after a big ling lecture