Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
Today, it's been two years since my fiancé proposed, drunk, and with no ring. Recently, I overheard him on a Zoom call with a work colleague who'd not talked to him since he was with his last girlfriend, who was much more attractive than I am. The colleague asked if they were still together and he lied and said yes. FML
Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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cuz803 46
Now you know to get a new GF and a new bestfriend. Get them out your life completely and keep moving forward. **** the both of them...oh and get STD tested
RichardPencil 32
Before you went drinking? Yikes! She can't even blame it on the alcohol!
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cuz803 46
Now you know to get a new GF and a new bestfriend. Get them out your life completely and keep moving forward. **** the both of them...oh and get STD tested
Razath 17
Agreed, life is too short to keep people like that around. Drop them, mourn the loss/vent your frustrations and jump back into the game. The biggest middle finger you can give them is leading a better and happier life than when you had them around.
RichardPencil 32
Before you went drinking? Yikes! She can't even blame it on the alcohol!
Thaylok 17
That SUX. my brother walked in on his GF banging his best friend..... ring in hand to propose. That crap cuts deep!!!
JediKnightChewy 1
What gender is your best friend? I mean it helps for context purposes.